I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
My entire body aches from laughing so hard
I AM CRYING
That is a horror that may never again be recreated.
photobomb from beyond the grave
I am not tagging this. you all need to read it.
Just cried reading this
I have no words. No fucking words.
I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT
THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG
one time i broke my wrist at school and i was in agony and i was like screaming and i couldnt move it but my head of year wouldnt let me go home because i already ‘had too much time off’
Yet more proof that schools actually value attendance more then health or happiness of pupils.
im glad this has 200 notes it was fucking traumatic
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
"I have a theory about Adventure time!"
"Finn is in a coma."
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
Some more of my gender bend, this time, of Pocahontas and Cruella from 101 dalmatians and I did some progress shots^_^ Please reblog from me if you want to share ! thank you ! I’m really getting tired of people posting my stuff without credit >__<….
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See the progress shot of the 101 dalmatian here
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.
“And it upsets me that as I record this video #wewillalwayssupportyoujustin is trending on twitter. I wish all the people who were tweeting that right now would be forced to send a tweet to explain to Katie’s family in 140 characters or less why they would quote always support someone who would do something as fundamentally selfish as driving drunk.”
- Josh Sundquist
Josh, as always, hits the nail directly on the head.